Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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