All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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