I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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