i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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