you traded sex for a burrito?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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