you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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