theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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