Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You took a bar mat shot.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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