So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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