what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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