I think scott just propositioned me for sex
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
