Need sex. Gaining weight.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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