I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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