Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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