So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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