I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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