we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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