You smell like a Billy Joel song
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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