Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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