dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Be still, my beating vagina.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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