I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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