The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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