What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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