Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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