can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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