tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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