This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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