Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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