so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize