I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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