Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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