Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
what day is it and did you see me today?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How many fucks given?
0.12846
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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