is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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