Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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