Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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