his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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