Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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