When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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