My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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