I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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