If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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