Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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