I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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