He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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