You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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