Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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