I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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