i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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