Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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