lets start a swedish sibling band together
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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