i can't believe i had my finger in that
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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