"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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