On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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