Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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