Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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