She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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