what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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