I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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