I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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