I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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