waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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